POOR RICHARD NIXON’S ALMANACK by Dan Moreau
04/01/10
 

illustration by John Dermot Woods

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1. A good Democrat is a wiretapped Democrat.

2. Woodward & Bernstein is not a law firm.

3. If you fill a leak with money, more leaks will appear.

4. Keep your friends close and your enemies on an FBI watch list.

5. Never hire a plumber to do a burglar's job.

6. [Redacted]

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Dan Moreau's work appears or is forthcoming in Redivider, Descant, and McSweeney's Internet Tendency. He blogs at dlmoreau.wordpress.com.
 
 
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